planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

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bleachod:

thesushiandcats:

lotv:

I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

This post makes me want a duck.

it would  make me happier if it swam outside tho…

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

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legendary 

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thelegendofaa:

Justin: *nukes America* *everyone dies*

Beliebers: #WeStillSupportYouJustin #YoureJustYoung #Justin4President #ButNotInAmericaCauseItsGone
#swag

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captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

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When I hear people say that they’ll “try” to be faithful to their SO


kingofthehillonpause:

"Here’s your twisted pink snake, honey."

kingofthehillonpause:

"Here’s your twisted pink snake, honey."