twerkingmajestically:

“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.

suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.

she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.

the party has begun.

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pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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salaampuja:

reasons why Finland is cooler than you:

  • they have police reindeer

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divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

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vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

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