You know what I’m most mad about?

last year Josh’s SUPER HOT italian exchange student friend thought I was attractive and Josh didn’t have the decency to tell me! MY LIFE COULD’VE BEEN LIKE THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE AND HE RUINED IT. What a life ruiner.


9th graders at my school just changed their relationship status to ENGAGED

What?! here’s a brief list of why that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

  1. YOU’RE 15 YEARS OLD. you can’t even drive, what makes you think you can make this big of a life decision?
  2. yeah, you’ve been on and off for like 3 years but you’ve only been together without breaking up for 6 MONTHS. 6 MONTHS. c’mon.
  3. there are so many more people you’re going to meet when you leave this hick town…and you’re never going to know what that’s like if you commit yourself now!
  4. if you’re truly supposed to be together forever, you’ll still be together after you graduate and see what else is out there
  5. YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL. THAT IS THE ONLY REASON YOU REALLY NEEDimageimageimage.

things I want to say to people when they’re being stupid during band practice.

things I want to say to people when they’re being stupid during band practice.

(via tubesockss)


calibornication:

this IS THE WORST INFOMERCIAL IVE EVER SEEN 

I just saw this on real live TV. seriously? who comes up with this stuff? goodness gracious…



I HATE BOBS.

seriously. every time I see someone wearing them I want to SCREAM.


Better Together (Jack Johnson Cover)
Cody Simpson
Angels & Gentlemen

THIS IS INSANE?!?! why would this autotuned dumbie think that he can cover JACK JOHNSON?!?! NO CODY SIMPSON! YOU SUCK! SHUT UP! sing your own canned songs, but don’t  be messing with my man jack johnson! good night nurse!!!!!!!


oh man…I shouldn’t have looked at my prom pictures just now…

it instantly turned me into a sad and bitter mess! I’m so tired of having my feelings messed with. I’m so tired of being fooled and then being dropped on my butt when I least expect it. I’d like to just go egg his house. I’d like to just go punch him in his face. I’d like to go yell at him and demand an explanation. I’d like for it to work out between us. No matter how many times I tell myself I should hate him because he was such a jerk to me…there’s still a part of me that wants it all to be okay.

Boys, don’t ever lead a girl on. it’s the worst thing ever.

Why does it always have to be like this?

Why can’t someone want to stick with me?

What’s wrong with me? seriously?


emotional roller coasters are the worst.

when one person can make you smile from ear to ear one day and make you want to cry the next.


I’m so freaking pissed.

I hate boys.

Can I just give up and start buying cats yet?